Ah shore do pre-she-a-t yous taken the time to fill out this here apliccas     apklliiiishh     aplish form.

I have been alookin for sumone lik yu fur a long time, As I don't lik doin all that housekeepin myself. All the dustin an sweepin an cleanin, then 3 month later yu have to do it all over again. Yu coud be a biG hep to me an we coud hep tOo Keep yur feet warm at nite (Awesome sleeps at the foot of the bed an two of the chiKins lik to cudle).

I have all the modrn fasileties like wood so's yu kin bild a fir in the stove to heet the water yu fetch down bye the kreek. The celler I digged into the corner heps to keep the eggs cold tHat yu can git down at the chicken koop. I even hav a little house a piece away from the big house too tak care of those other needs (I think yu kno what I mean).

For the evenin I have a 57 shevolay cAr what we can go parkin in. Its up on bloCks so parkins all we can do. Town is only 4 mils down the rode an mR Jimmy Bob will let yu riDe on his hay wagin when yu have to go to the shopin sinner. I shooot most of the vittles we eat, cepten, possum, I dont eat no possum! (Awesome wood'nt lik it)

It ain't portant if your purty... puetty.... perdie.... a good lookin thang, but I do have a coupl quesTons I need to ask ya.

1. Do you have more teeth than a holloween pumpkin or is they just plum gone? 2. Do you have a fishing boat and motor? How big is the motor? Does it run?(Send photo of boat) 4. 3. How fast can you clean fish? 4. Are yous amurdexerous. (Able to milk a cow with both hands)? 5. Does your family tree fork? 7. 6. Have you ever been a guest of the Jerry Springer TV Show? 7. Is the 5th grade your Sr. Year or did you go all theway to0 the 6th? 8. Do you know how to use a siphon hose?

Thank you fer yer time, I'll see ya around, Tennessee's Most Elegible Bachelor P.O. Box 915 * Hermitage, TN 37076 Phone:(615) 885-4800 FAX (615) 885-4874 Email: harvey@barfenfloss.com

P.S. I don't hafe no fem for my camera so I had this city feller scratch out this here drawin so's you can see what me an Awesome looks like (I'm the one on the right).